HOODIES
THE THINKER HOODIE
Deep thoughts. Zero of them useful.
₹2,499
₹9,999
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Cream heavyweight fleece with a black-and-white portrait of a man deeply contemplating what to eat at 2AM. Looks like an art gallery poster. Is actually a boy who has not opened a book since 2019.
SIZE
QTY
1
Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★★
“Wore it to an interview. Got rejected but they said the hoodie was fire.”
— UNEMPLOYED BUT STYLISH
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
