BEHIND THE CURTAIN
THE CHAOS CREW
Six people. Zero business degrees. One collective obsession with making Vedamsh famous against his will. This is the team that stays up till 3 AM photoshopping his face onto things he will never forgive us for.
FOUNDER, FINANCE & NONSENSEManoj
@manoj.exe
The man who looked at Vedamsh and said, 'Bro is a brand.' Responsible for keeping this ship sailing, mostly by bullying everyone else into doing work while he 'handles the vision'.
SUPERPOWER: Can turn any serious meeting into a roast session in 30 seconds.
ROAST: Claims he is the CEO. The company has zero revenue.
CREATIVE DIRECTOR, VIBES & CHASHMARahul
@rahul.thuglife
The shades are not for sun. They are for hiding the disappointment in his eyes every time Vedamsh suggests another 'new merch idea'. Runs the visual department with one hand and a cold coffee in the other.
SUPERPOWER: Can make anything look cool just by putting sunglasses on it.
ROAST: Has directed zero films. Still calls himself a director.
HEAD OF VIBE, BOTANY & DAYDREAMINGAnish
@anish.ke.flowers
Spotted standing in a garden like he is the main character in a 90s Bollywood song. Brings calm, confusion, and an oddly romantic energy to a brand that is mostly about bullying Vedamsh.
SUPERPOWER: Can make any backdrop look like a nature documentary while posing dead serious.
ROAST: Dressed for a LinkedIn profile. Background is ready for a Manforce ad.
HEAD OF TREK, FOREST & SOFT SMILEKrishna
@krishna.natureboy
The man who goes to the jungle and comes back with a college ID and a smile. Brings the peaceful 'I definitely did not get lost for 45 minutes' energy to every project meeting. Officially the most reliable person in the crew, mostly because he owns a backpack.
SUPERPOWER: Can make any random forest trail look like a Discovery Channel intro.
ROAST: Smiling like he just found out camera exists.
HEAD OF TECH, SPECS & CODE PRETENDINGAnunay
@anunay.gigachad
The only guy who smiles like he already pushed to production and nothing broke. Wears glasses that reflect pure code, confidence, and probably a YouTube tutorial he watched at 2x speed. He is the reason the website somehow works.
SUPERPOWER: Can fix a bug just by staring at the screen with this exact expression.
ROAST: Looks like the tech lead. Still asks 'npm install kaunse command mein hota hai?'.
HEAD OF SNACKS, CAFES & MAIN CHARACTER ENERGYAditya
@aditya.ceoofchai
Sitting at a cafe like he just ordered the entire menu and is about to expense it. Brings the calm, collected, 'I will handle this after one more chai' attitude to the team. The reason every meeting starts 20 minutes late.
SUPERPOWER: Can turn any budget meeting into a chai discussion.
ROAST: Dressed like a LinkedIn influencer. Bio is just 'DM for chai collabs'.
“Vedamsh ko famous karna hai, chahe usne maanga ho ya nahi.”
— THE CREW MOTTO, SPOKEN EVERY NIGHT AT 2 AM
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