RETURNS & REFUNDS

THE WINDOW

You have 7 days from delivery to raise a return or exchange request. After that the item is yours, emotionally and legally.

Raise the request through the contact page with your order number and a photo. A photo makes this fast; a paragraph of description makes it slow.

WHAT QUALIFIES

Damaged in transit, a printing defect, the wrong item shipped, or the wrong size shipped versus what you ordered. In all these cases we replace the item or refund you in full, including shipping, and we pay the return courier.

Unworn, unwashed items with tags intact also qualify for a size exchange, once per order.

WHAT DOESN'T

You ordered a size that turned out to be the size you ordered. Sad, but that is the size chart doing its job — exchange, don't refund.

Colour looking slightly different on your screen than on your body. Normal printing variance.

Your friend making fun of the design. Anticipated. That was the design brief.

Items that have been worn, washed, altered, or that arrive back smelling of biryani.

HOW LONG REFUNDS TAKE

Once we receive and inspect the returned item, we approve or decline within 3 business days and tell you either way.

Approved refunds are issued to the original payment method within 5–7 business days. How fast your bank passes it on is between you and your bank, and we have no leverage over them whatsoever.

CANCELLATIONS

You can cancel an order free of charge before it enters printing — usually within 12 hours of ordering. Once it is printed, it is a shirt with a specific joke on it and cannot be resold.