TEES
GOOD MORNING JI TEE
Certified WhatsApp uncle energy
₹899
₹3,499
(80% off, imaginary sale)
That washroom mirror selfie, compressed 47 times, forwarded through 12 family groups, and finally printed at 300 DPI on white cotton. Comes pre-blessed with 'Good Morning' flowers in the packaging. Uncles will nod at you on the street.
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QTY
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Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★★
“My dad saw this shirt and forwarded it to me. I am wearing it.”
— PAPA'S WHATSAPP
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
