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ABEY SAALE TEE
The official uniform of losing an argument
₹999
₹4,999
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Heavyweight 240 GSM black cotton with Vedamsh mid-tantrum in screaming yellow halftone. Scientifically proven to end any group chat debate. Wear it to family functions and watch your mother apologise on your behalf.
SIZE
QTY
1
Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★★
“Bought this. Wore it once. Chachi stopped asking about my marks.”
— VERIFIED COUSIN
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
