BAGS
RELENTLESS TOTE
Relentless at doing absolutely nothing
₹699
₹2,499
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Black canvas tote big enough for a laptop he never opens, a bottle of water he never drinks, and the crushing weight of your friends' expectations. Rooftop photoshoot print included free of cost.
SIZE
QTY
1
Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★
“Carried vegetables in it. Sabziwala asked who the model was.”
— MUMMY
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
