HEADWEAR
CERTIFIED CAP
Certified in nothing. Confident in everything.
₹799
₹2,999
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Black six-panel snapback with Vedamsh's face embroidered in thread finer than his career prospects. The word CERTIFIED is stitched below. Certified by whom? Do not ask. Nobody knows. That is the point.
SIZE
QTY
1
Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★★
“Wore the cap. Instantly started giving unsolicited advice. 10/10.”
— A CHANGED MAN
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
