TEES
MAIN SO RAHA HOON TEE
For the man who treats sleep as a personality
₹1,099
₹5,999
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Navy tee documenting the exact moment Vedamsh chose a cushion over his own future. Fabric so soft you will also fall asleep, mid-conversation, mid-exam, mid-life. Do not disturb. Ever.
SIZE
QTY
1
Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★
“Only 4 stars because I fell asleep before finishing the review.”
— ROOMMATE, ALLEGEDLY
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
