TEES
TAMANNAAH KA INTEZAAR TEE
Flower in mouth. Hope in heart. Nobody in DMs.
₹1,299
₹7,999
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Gold-bordered 90s Bollywood poster print of Vedamsh, eyes closed, orange flower clenched between his teeth, waiting for Tamannaah Bhatia to notice his three-year-old comment on her post. She has not. He waits regardless. Romantic Hero No. 1.
SIZE
QTY
1
Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★★
“Sir please stop commenting on my client's photos.”
— SOMEBODY'S PR TEAM
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
