ACCESSORIES
SMUG MODE PHONE CASE
That one smile after he says something mid
₹599
₹1,999
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Glossy phone case featuring the smug half-smile Vedamsh does after cracking a joke that nobody laughed at. Available for every phone he cannot afford. Protects your device, not your dignity.
SIZE
QTY
1
Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★★
“People keep asking why my phone has a boy on it. No answer given.”
— REGRETFUL BUYER
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
