TEES
NO EXPRESSION TEE
Face detected. Emotion not found.
₹550
₹1,099
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Black 240 GSM tee carrying the most emotionally unavailable selfie ever taken against a colony wall. Halftone print, striped-shirt collar included, expression sold separately. Wear it when relatives ask what you are doing with your life.
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Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★★
“Bhai photo khinchte waqt smile bolo bola tha. He did this instead.”
— THE CAMERAMAN
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
