HOODIES
MOOCH HAI TOH KUCH HAI HOODIE
Sponsored by three visible moustache hairs
₹1,999
₹8,999
(80% off, imaginary sale)
A cream fleece tribute to the man who strokes a moustache that legally does not exist yet. Ancient Indian philosophy, printed in arch font, as our ancestors intended. Comes with imaginary respect from every uncle in the colony.
SIZE
QTY
1
Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★
“Bought it for my son. He still cannot grow one. Hoodie is nice though.”
— CONCERNED FATHER
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
