TEES
MODEL BANNA HAI TEE
Portfolio: 1 photo. Confidence: Ranveer Singh.
₹1,199
₹6,499
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Vedamsh doing the classic 'hands behind head, looking into my future' pose that every Indian boy attempts exactly once in a dark cafe. Printed in halftone so you can pretend it's art. Agency has still not called back. It has been two years.
SIZE
QTY
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Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★★
“Sir aapka portfolio bahut strong hai. Bas ek registration fee ₹2999 deni hogi.”
— FAKE CASTING DIRECTOR
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
