ACCESSORIES
CHUP CHAAP DEKH RAHA HOON MUG
For the man who screenshots everything and says nothing
₹549
₹1,899
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Blurry, low-light, 0.3 MP energy captured forever on ceramic. He saw the message. He read it. He replied 'hmm' after four hours. Ideal for chai, coffee, and silently judging your entire friend circle.
SIZE
QTY
1
Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★★★
“This mug has more expressions than him.”
— GROUP CHAT ADMIN
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
