ACCESSORIES
75% ATTENDANCE TOTE
Carries books, laptop, and one detained semester
₹699
₹2,999
(80% off, imaginary sale)
Heavy canvas tote with Vedamsh in full lanyard-and-checked-shirt uniform, doing the thousand-yard stare of a man who is at 61% and praying for a medical certificate. Roomy enough for all the assignments he will submit at 11:58 PM.
SIZE
QTY
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Cash on delivery, UPI, ya 2 samosa. Order request seedha crew ko mail jaata hai.
★★★
“Nice bag. Attendance still 62%.”
— SAME GUY, NEXT SEMESTER
✦ Delivery: 3–5 business years.
✦ Returns: not accepted, emotionally or physically.
✦ Every purchase funds absolutely nothing.
